meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

youngstero:

this headline is like a dream

youngstero:

this headline is like a dream

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

  • me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
  • me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord
  • person: you look dead
  • me: thanks

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

I love spending ~60 dollars to renew my drivers license and registration. Woo.

I need a puppy.